Man Qualifications:

So, I was watching the Flavor of Love 3 Reunion yesterday. I was truly disgusted. Flava Flav represents everything that I DETEST in a man. All of the qualities in a man that make me sick to my stomach, everything that I've dealt with, and all of the backwards ideologies and notions make up Flava Flav.

In my experiences with men, I've found that the majority of them have the same dumb, macho, stupid idea about how to treat a woman. They are backwards and hypocritical.

Men expect a woman to lay everything out on the line. She has to put her heart out there. She can't be involved with anyone else- at least 2 years prior to him talking to her. She has to be a 10! She can't ask questions that pry into his personal life or touch on the subject of what he is doing when he isn't with her. Everything that needs to be put out there is off limits. But if a woman acts this way, she is, well... you know.

So here is a list of qualities that my man MUST have:

1. No kids. Sounds harsh, I know. But I've had my experience with the guy with a child. Not happening EVER again. Especially if the child is under 10 years old.
2. No ex within the past year. Men like to act all hard. But they are the most sensitive and weak creatures when it comes to the ex. Especially if he loved her. If you still talk to your ex or have to communicate with her for some reason and you've only been a part for less than three years, you can walk on by. I'm not dealing with it.
3. Good credit report. I need to see a print out of your credit report. Seriously. And if you can't do that, you need to demonstrate to me that you can handle your finances in a responsible manner. If I have to help you get a cell phone, then walk on by. If you have a decent job, making more than me, and still can't make ends meet, then walk on by. And this would be for dumb reasons like: spending all your money on clubbing. Which brings me to my next topic:
4. No clubbing or drinking. The lifestyle that I live is an inebriated free, no clubbing lifestyle. As a man thinketh, so is he. If he spends his time in the club, chasing after half-naked women, then I don't want him. His world is different from mine. He finds comfort in that type of environment. I've been delivered from that and we definitely aren't going to see eye to eye on anything.
5. Devout Christian. This should have been number one. I know. Being a Christian and living for Christ is a decision that I make daily. I choose not to drink. I choose not to club. I choose not to have sex. I choose to pay my tithes. I choose to do ministry. I choose to spend my free time helping out the Kingdom of God. I choose to get up on Sundays and drive to church. I choose to go to choir rehearsal on a Friday night instead of who knows what. If he isn't in church, then he won't understand. And we will not work.

I'm hungry now... But I will add to this list later....