*OMG! IT'S AUGUST!!!* When and how did Jada Pinket Smith get so freaking dark? Thank You Lord for blessing me with beautiful brown skin. I don't have to go through any tanning or painting to get it. Hallelujah!
* Why do I have the strongest desire to hear Shorty is a 10! and I Love Your Girl? It's the music: the synth embellishments and the piano! And the way he says, "eh!" after every sentence! And the way he harmonizes! Ha! Gets me every time.
* Why am I afraid to open up? My auntie told me that I can't be afraid.
* Did you know that fear was a sin? I mean, I know that it is not of God. But I never really looked at it as sin. And fear is something that holds me back a lot. But after hearing my auntie talk to me, I can look fear dead on and say, "Get thee behind me!"
* I was right. Flashing lights.
* Explain this foolery to me. How you gonna send out an email about a "Hair Polishing" event and the photo used is a pic of a model with a cheap wig on??? Come on now....
* We just got told that we can go home at 12!!! WOOO HOO!!!!
* I woke up screaming, "HELP ME" this morning. I dreamt that these three hyena looking things were standing on my dresser looking at me. They were just staring. First, they looked mean. And then, the one in the front smiled at me. It was the biggest, most evil, joker like smile. Their faces looked like something out of that "Black Hole Sun" video. Remember that song? It was a smile that said, "We're about to attack you and have you for breakfast." The devil is a liar!
*Why is, "the devil is a liar!" a favorite among church folks? You can not study for a test, take the test, get a D- as a result and the reaction will be, "The devil is a liar!!" lol... what in the??
* Who said it was cool to wear scarves in the summer time? I dunno. But I shol' is rocking one!!
*Why can't churches up here sing "songs from the old church"? In Alabama, we're still singing those songs. I don't get it. It's like, someone has to be in the spirit, or some distinguished guest has to come to service for us to take it back. What's with that? Sometimes I feel like singing "Near the Cross." Sometimes, I wanna sing out, "Because He Lives" I can face tomorrow. Sometimes even a little "Amazing Grace" can help us out.
*If you are at least 30, and you sang in the choir when you were a youngin, I guarantee the children's choir sang, "He has done marvelous! He has done marvelous things! Praise the Lord!"
* My co-workers were talking about their family history. One dude's grandparents came in on the Mayflower. Another guy's great aunt died on the Titantic. Someone else was 1/4 italian, french, hungarian, and irish. And I'm sitting there looking stupid. I wanna know my roots. I mean, yeah, I'm black. But we all know that our family histories consist of more than just our ancestors from Africa. I mean, my father's mom looked like a white woman. I wanna know where I came from. I feel a project coming on.
*I just looked out the window and saw a cute pregnant woman.
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