I'm not my hair... Just obsessed with it

I wake up this morning exhausted. It took me forever to fall asleep last night. Not to mention that I got home late. I've been neglecting my precious napps. And they are mad. My hair felt so dry. So, I wore it pulled back in a scarf yesterday. I figured I would just wash it this morning. So, I wake up extra early to wash my hair. I realize that the cool conditioner that I had bought from Ulta was still in my car. So I dragged myself downstairs, still in my pajamas and hair bonnet, and sleepily got my conditioner out of the car.

I shampoo with Garnier Fructis (yummy) and conditioned with this Coconut based conditioner (I forgot the name)My curls sprang back but my hair still doesn't feel as up to par as I would like it. Anywho.....

I go in the bathroom to look at the back of my head and I see them! The culprits! When I flat twist my hair, there is this patch in the middle of my head that never wants to twist. And as my hair is getting longer, I see why. That part of my hair is like 3b. 3b, for you non-hair groupies, isn't as tightly coiled as the rest of my hair. It just hangs there!! Don't get me wrong, I love it. But its right in the middle of my head!

I immediately went downstairs and screamed at my mom, "I'd just like to thank you and Mr. Smith (my biological father) for this!" And I pointed to the middle of my head. My mom laughed at me and ignored me- as she usually does.

I love my hair. It is so unique. Not like anyone's hair. I can't wait until it grows out into a beautiful, lustrous, curly head full of hair.